people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse.
if we have the same name and you’re more attractive than me we have a problem
Dress like you’re going to bump into you favorite band member in a coffee shop.
Italian: This chair is feminine! "La sedia!"
German: This chair is masculine! "Der Stuhl!"
English: This chair is a fucking object, I don't see a skirt or a pair of trousers anywhere on its cold hard surface, you people are fucking insane.